Bad At Math
Release Date: December 25, 2014
Length: 32 minutes and 12 seconds
Favorite songs: I'm Too Shy, Hello World, Poison Ivy
'Cause I'm bad at math
I'm bad at math
I'm bad at math
So bad at math
And I don't understand anything, anything at all!
Liz's first published album under the label The Scary Jokes, it has more simple melodies than the albums that would come after it. This album has the pure, unfiltered raw emotion none of the other albums have - and not in a "growl tumblr feral" way, but in an awkward highschool "weird girl" way. You can genuinely feel the sadness and anxiety from your teenagerhood seeping out of it. As someone who's viewed as "the world girl" and has been for my entire life, this album really resonates with me. It gives me catharsis in the way that I know that I'm not alone, that I'm not the only "weird girl."
It feels more... casual, in a good way. It genuinely feels like a look into the daily life of the awkward girl that I described. Hey, I'm that awkward girl that I described! And there's many people who are also that awkward girl that I described. Maybe you, dear reader, are the awkward girl I described, whether you're a girl or not.
Either way, give this album a listen! It needs way more appreciation.
Release Date: April 1, 2016
Length: 45 minutes
Favorite songs: Am I allowed to say all of them?
There once was a time when we walked crooked lines
But that's all over now
I'll walk with you into the blue!
The second album published under The Scary Jokes, already Liz seemed to be having a LOT of improvement within just two years! Literally from the beginning, which may be my favorite intro to an album of all time, you feel like you're in an entirely different world. It feels whimsical - magical, almost. The imagery of the clown on the unicycle and the cryptids in the background in the album cover really help with this feeling. The songs after Friends With You have the same whimsical vibe that I'm describing right now! This entire album is whimsical.
Despite that, the album is very melancholic - probably their most melancholic album yet, quite fitting considering it's about recovering from abuse. Also, this could be considered their first concept album, as the songs seem to be telling a vague story, what with the mentions of this "Rhonda" and all.
As someone who has suffered from abuse, I find a lot of catharsis within this album. Ever since I finally cut ties with my abuser, this album's meaning to me has increased as the days went on. It still means a lot to me, and probably will for the rest of my life! This is my favorite Scary Jokes album (and one of my favorite albums of all time for that matter), and for good reason. That being said, for the love of god, listen to this!!!
BURN PYGMALION!!! A Better Guide To Romance
Release Date: January 1, 2019
Length: 46 minutes, 46 seconds
Favorite songs: Sylvia's Just A Dying Fad, Crushed Out On Soda Beach, Bets Against The Void
Full disclosure, I am a monster
A creature of despair, not that that should be a cause for concern
If there's one thing I've learned in all my years here
It's that despair is less abundant in those who understand
How to plant their hearts in community gardens!
Right off the bat, we've got my favorite opening lyric of all time. That's a real fuckin' powerful starter line.
The third album (and not final album, as Liz's working on a fourth one as of right now. Woo!), Burn Pygmalion is a concept album about a journalist named Jeanine and a popstar named Sylvia who start dating, but things get a little rocky because of Jeanine's all screwed up from a couple of past relationships... basically, Jeanine starts having doubts that Sylvia actually loves her and is terrified that she'll abuse her like her exes did, whilst also being extremely emotionally attached to her. Ever considered a BPD diagnosis, Jeanine?
Somewhat poor taste joke aside, Burn Pygmalion is a wonderful, wonderful album about lesbian love that was a part of my lesbian awakening. Go figure! It tells a wonderfully crafted story with wonderfully made melodies and a wonderfully made album cover, as well as wonderfully written lyrics - this album is, simply put, wonderful.
That said, if you're a lesbian, you were abused at one point, and you have BPD, then this album is absolutely for you. I fit the checklist for everything I just listed, so this album gives me a lot of cartharsis. It also helped me get through another breakup! I think it'll have the same effect on you as it did on me.
Personal ranking of each album
(In order from favorite to least favorite)
April Fools, Bad At Math, Burn Pygmalion