WELCOME TO MORONVILLE
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Welcome to Moronville! If you disregard the fact that people go missing everyday, you'll have a wonderful time!

MS. MORON: Moronville is home to the greatest metal bands ever, the best dentist in America (we would say ever, but we have a weird feeling about him...why doesn't he ever take his mask off?), and some of the greatest mime acts you'll ever see! You'll meet a diverse selection of people who love living here! Isn't that right, Mr. Stupid?

MR STUPID: Indeed it is, Ms. Moron! We house the musicians behind the famous album Penis Between Two Big Fat Titties, Scatfuck Cumhole, too! Not only that, but we have the host of the hit show Plastic Surgeons, Ms. Plastic Love! I've met her in person, and she's as spunky and fun as she is on television!

MS. MORON: I was there too! It was a splendid time, she truly is the plastic surgeon superstar she is on TV.

MR. STUPID: We were on that episode too! What a wonderful, wonderful ti-

You turn the hotel TV off, since these bastards that truly live up to their names won't stop babbling about this Ms. Plastic Love. Why are they so obsessed with her, is your question? Maybe it's just for the broadcast for today. You sigh and roll over to your side, eyes fluttering shut. If you were gonna be here, might as well make the most of it.